tsa sucks

having traveled through some of our major airports over the course of the last 3 days, i’m convinced that tsa only hires retards. most of them are pretty dumb, lazy, and mean to old people – not quite the profile of the men and women i want guarding my country’s ports. let’s be real here – some people are going to “look” more suspicious than others, so scrutinize ‘em more. what’s the point grabbing some old caucasian guy’s balls to see if he’s hiding a stick of lip gloss under his package?